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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #2265 on: August 17, 2012, 04:08:15 PM »
Printers are shits. Bane of my existence when I used to do desktop support.

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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #2266 on: August 17, 2012, 04:20:33 PM »
Paula is feckin off on Holiday for a week on Monday - I suspect she thinks I'll have it all sorted when she comes back....
i somehow do love that sentence ;D and yeah, i guess you´re right about that as well...so let´s hope Paula will have a great week of holidays with whoever she´s going with.
keep calm G. have a beer or two and take the rest off i´d say (hope it is that easy for ya!)... damn, it´s friday after all and there are enough other ways to get fekked...
hell, maybe everything is going to work again, if you open the doors of the office in the morning...wishful thinking but still crossing fingers ;)
too many days are wasted comparing ourselves to others & wishing to be sth. we aren't. It's only when you accept everything you're - and aren't - that you will truly succed!

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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #2267 on: August 17, 2012, 04:32:22 PM »
I so can understand you G...... hope you will get it sorted in no time..... and happy holidays Paula   :-* ;)
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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #2268 on: August 17, 2012, 04:33:24 PM »
Actually, she is going away with her family (20 of them) to a Villa in Spain.  I was invited, but quite frankly I'd  rather chew my toes off and sprinkle the raw stumps with salt unfortunately someone has to run the business..... :-X :'(
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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #2269 on: August 17, 2012, 04:34:31 PM »
;D ;D
too many days are wasted comparing ourselves to others & wishing to be sth. we aren't. It's only when you accept everything you're - and aren't - that you will truly succed!

madmonday: finn's a different kind of beast :-[

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« Reply #2270 on: August 17, 2012, 04:38:22 PM »
Printers are shits. Bane of my existence when I used to do desktop support.

Yes, this exactly. Even back in the dark ages of Windows 95 and local printers hard wired to the desktops, printers were the source of 75% of my work.  The other 25% was "user error"; the unbelievable stupidity of the people having problems with their computer.

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« Reply #2271 on: August 17, 2012, 04:41:09 PM »
quite frankly I'd  rather chew my toes off and sprinkle the raw stumps with salt

Well, that's hardly a fair choice, given your deficiency of toes...

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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #2272 on: August 17, 2012, 04:42:56 PM »
Quite!..

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« Reply #2273 on: August 17, 2012, 04:46:27 PM »
Oh come on guys, i do get phantom pains in the missing ones....
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« Reply #2274 on: August 17, 2012, 04:47:15 PM »
"user error"; the unbelievable stupidity of the people having problems with their computer.
Oi! You talking to me?
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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #2275 on: August 17, 2012, 04:50:11 PM »
Giles: you really should meet my dad and watch his PC skills... Told him to aim his mouse at the mid of the screen and he physically picked up the thing and placed it against it... My uncle witnessed that as well and I honestly didn't think either of us was gonna survive the 15 minutes of breathless laughter which ensued...

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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #2276 on: August 17, 2012, 05:01:35 PM »
I once had to explain to an older lady in our office how to comply with the command, "press any key to continue".  She couldn't find the "Any" button on the keyboard.

If you're past that stage, you're fine, Giles.

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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #2277 on: August 17, 2012, 05:02:39 PM »

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« Reply #2278 on: August 17, 2012, 05:15:24 PM »
Yeah, I remember that, too.  That's why I thought she was joking when she called me to ask for help.  I nearly hung up on her.

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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #2279 on: August 17, 2012, 05:17:35 PM »
How many tabs did she order eventually?..