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Going, Going, Gone.... / Momotaro bandana, bag; Sauce Zhan jeans- size 34
« on: September 11, 2017, 02:15:14 am »
More stuff I'm trying to clear out: a Momotaro bandana, and Momotaro bag, two pairs of Sauce Zhan jeans, size 34, both bnwt.  Usual guidelines apply- you pay for shipping, and I'll mail anywhere in the world.  Any questions, just ask.  Otherwise, if there's any interest at all, first come, first served.  Here are the pics and numbers...

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Momotaro bandana
20"x20"
Pretty sure this is indigo dyed.  It came as an extra in the 10th Anniversary jeans package.

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Momotaro drawstring bag
16"x20"
Another 10th Anniversary freebie. Pretty nice, if you have a use for this kind of bag.

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Sauce Zhan jeans, size 34
These are the "Ocean" model, from the Spirits of Nature series.  They have a blue and white twisted weft, which makes for a nice dark denim. The denim is light-ish, maybe 13 or 14oz, and sanforized.  The measurements didn't work for me, so I never wore them. Speaking of which, here those measurements are:
Waist: 36"
Front Rise: 11"
Rear Rise: 14.5"
Thigh: 12.5"
Knee: 8.5"
Hem: 7.5"
Inseam: 35"

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Sauce Zhan jeans, size 34
These are also the "Ocean" model, from the Spirits of Nature series.  However, these have a bright blue weft.  They're also about 13-14oz, sanforized denim.  And since I'm a sucker for colored weft jeans,  I bought these hoping they'd fit.  They did not.
Waist: 34"
Front Rise: 11.5"
Rear Rise:14.5"
Thigh: 12"
Knee: 8.5"
Hem: 7"
Inseam:36"

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Going, Going, Gone.... / Studio d'Artisan kid's tee, Japanese size 140
« on: August 25, 2017, 09:21:13 pm »
This is a few years old, nonetheless it's in pretty good shape.  No newsworthy spots, stains, holes, rips, etc.  Besides, it's a free tee shirt for kids, are you really going to complain?
I'll put up some measurements later, but it's probably going to fit most kids in the 6-8 range...

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The Archives / Chris Needs A New Avatar: Day One: The Name Of The Wanker
« on: January 18, 2017, 02:30:03 am »
As I was recently reminded, it's that time of the year again.  Nope, not time to check the scale and swear that this is the year you'll lose that 10 pounds.  Not the time to curl up in front of the tv and complain about the refs screwing your favorite team out of a playoff berth.  Something much, much, more important- time for me to get a new avatar.  As always, I'm absolving myself of any responsibility and passing it all off to you.

As a quick recap for those of you who don't remember, or are drinking heavily to try and forget, here's how it works: submit whatever avatar you think I should use before, um, let's say, Monday, January 23rd at 5pm Central Standard Time.  I’ll put the submissions into a poll and everyone can vote for what we'll call "the best".  The winner becomes my avatar.  Yay?  I'll keep it for a yearish, until I get reminded to do this whole thing again in 2018.  Credit, or blame, depending on your point of view will go to the winning contributer in my profile text.

Oh, and many, many thanks to @Anesthetist- my 2016 avatar has produced so much joy for IH forum members this year.  I know, because people continue to compliment me on it...



And here's the Hall of Fame:

2013

(courtesy of @rocket)

2014

(courtesy of @natehate)

2015

(courtesy of @Clint_D)

2016

(courtesy of @Anesthetist)

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Bottoms / IH-633N - 17oz Natural Indigo Straight Tapered
« on: February 10, 2016, 12:15:36 am »
17oz sanforized denim, 100% organic cotton, natural indigo dyed.

Sizes 29-34, 36, 38, 40

USD295

See them HERE.






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Alright, ladies, gentlemen, and Germans- the weak have been relegated to the lower leagues, now it's time for the champion to be crowned.

Below are the top 8, due to a tie for fourth between multiple worthy candidates.  This round of voting will run until 10:00pm CST on Friday, January 29th.  After that, you get the avatar you deserve.

Same rules as before: votes aren't locked in until the polls close, everyone can cast multiple votes.  Feel free to post questions or comments here.  Look lively, people.

And remember- polls don't show in Tapatalk, so you gotta use the full website to get in your votes.

Without further ado, here they are, your candidates for Chris's avatar, 2016!

Option 1:
Hank hug


Option 2:
Naked train


Option 3:
Prick


Option 4:
Guns


Option 5:
Meanwhile


Option 6:
Shopper


Option 7:
Penguin


Option 8:
Caution cones

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Well, the submissions are all in, so now we move on to the voting.  As usual, we'll do qualifying heats.  Winner of each heat and the top 2 vote totals (aside from heat winners, creating a total of 6 entries) overall go on to the finals.  Voting will close Sunday January 24th, at 5pm US Central Standard Time.  Change your mind after you voted?  No problem; votes aren't locked in until the polls close.  Questions?  Comments?  Blatant vote pandering?  Go to it, folks...

Oh yeah- polls don't show in Tapatalk, so get yourself to a computer if you want to vote.

Option 1:
Meanwhile


Option 2:
TX tp


Option 3:
Guns


Option 4:
Walker


Option 5:
AM cross

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Well, the submissions are all in, so now we move on to the voting.  As usual, we'll do qualifying heats.  Winner of each heat and the top 2 vote totals (aside from heat winners, creating a total of 6 entries) overall go on to the finals.  Voting will close Sunday January 24th, at 5pm US Central Standard Time.  Change your mind after you voted?  No problem; votes aren't locked in until the polls close.  Questions?  Comments?  Blatant vote pandering?  Go to it, folks...

Oh yeah- polls don't show in Tapatalk, so get yourself to a computer if you want to vote.

Option 1:
Bushed


Option 2:
Bradley


Option 3:
Bacon


Option 4:
Oompa


Option 5:
Prick


Option 6:
Blow up

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Well, the submissions are all in, so now we move on to the voting.  As usual, we'll do qualifying heats.  Winner of each heat and the top two vote totals (aside from heat winners, creating a total of 6 entries) overall go on to the finals.  Voting will close Sunday January 24th, at 5pm US Central Standard Time.  Change your mind after you voted?  No problem; votes aren't locked in until the polls close.  Questions?  Comments?  Blatant vote pandering?  Go to it, folks...

Oh yeah- polls don't show in Tapatalk, so get yourself to a computer if you want to vote.

Option 1:
Jumper


Option 2:
Shopper


Option 3:
Penguin


Option 4:
Naked train


Option 5:
Marshmallow


Option 6:
Mickey


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Well, the submissions are all in, so now we move on to the voting.  As usual, we'll do qualifying heats.  Winner of each heat and the top two vote totals (aside from heat winners, creating a total of 6 entries) overall go on to the finals.  Voting will close Monday January 25th, at 5pm US Central Standard Time.  Change your mind after you voted?  No problem; votes aren't locked in until the polls close.  Questions?  Comments?  Blatant vote pandering?  Go to it, folks...

Oh yeah- polls don't show in Tapatalk, so get yourself to a computer if you want to vote.

Option 1:
Boob hat


Option 2:
Hank hug


Option 3:
Mustard


Option 4:
Caution cone


Option 5:
Beer


Option 6:
Sleeper

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The Archives / Chris Needs An Avatar: Episode IV: A New Hope?
« on: January 15, 2016, 12:15:36 am »
Guess what, everybody- it's that time of the year again.  As I've done for my previous avatars, I'm passing off the responsibility to you people.

As a quick recap for those of you who don't remember, or weren't around a year ago, or were blind drunk last January, *cough @Seul cough* here's how it works: submit whatever avatar you think I should use before, I'm gonna say, Tuesday, January 19th at 5pm Central Standard Time.  I’ll put the submissions into a poll and everyone can vote for their favorite.  The winner becomes my avatar.  Easy peasy.  I'll keep it for a yearish, until I remember to do this whole thing again in 2017.  I’ll also give credit to the winning contributer in my profile text ("^^All Hail Clint D!" being the current example).

Standard restrictions apply: nothing in violation of the forum rules, which I doubt will be an issue, but ya gotta do the standard disclaimer, right?  I think that's about it, so get on it...
:P



And here's the Hall of Fame:

(courtesy of @rocket)


(courtesy of @natehate)


(courtesy of @Clint_D)

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The Archives / Chris Needs A New Avatar: Part III: A Storm Of Avatars
« on: January 15, 2015, 06:54:01 pm »
Alright, folks- we've made it past the primaries, now it's time for the serious work.

This is the finals, and everyone starts with a clean slate, so get out there and make it happen for your chosen candidate.  Below are the top 6, based on your votes.  All are worthy choices and any will be proudly displayed.  We'll let voting run through 1:00pm CST on Monday, January 19th.  After that, you get the avatar you deserve.

Same rules as before: votes aren't locked in until the polls close, everyone can cast multiple votes.  Questions or comments get posted here.  Look lively, people.

And remember- polls don't show in Tapatalk, so you gotta use the full website to get in your votes.

Thanks to everyone who has participated so far.  Now let's finish strong...

Option 1:
Jesus Pants


Option 2:
Daisy Dukes


Option 3:
Redneck Toilet


Option 4:
Surprised Baby


Option 5:
Very Flexible


Option 6:
Hillbilly Tux

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OK, we got a lot of submissions, so I'm going to break this up into 3 polls, just to make it a bit more manageable.  You've got until 8:00 pm US Central Standard Time on Wednesday, January 14 to pick your favorites.  Winner of each separate poll and the 3 top non-winning vote getters will go into the Finals.  Change your mind after you voted?  No problem; votes aren't locked in until the polls close.  Don't like the leaders?  Well, just vote some more for your choice; everyone can cast multiple votes in each poll.  We're going all American Idol up in here.  Questions?  Comments?  Blatant vote pandering?  Go to it, folks...

Oh yeah- polls don't show in Tapatalk, so get yourself to a computer if you want to vote.

1. Mullet Family


2. Can Curlers


3. Hillbilly Tux


4. Shane 1


5. Shane 2


6. Surprised Baby


7. Santa Kid


8. Nice Face


9. Me


10. Charminoculars

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OK, we got a lot of submissions, so I'm going to break this up into 3 polls, just to make it a bit more manageable.  You've got until 8:00 pm US Central Standard Time on Wednesday, January 14 to pick your favorites.  Winner of each separate poll and the 3 top non-winning vote getters will go into the Finals.  Change your mind after you voted?  No problem; votes aren't locked in until the polls close.  Don't like the leaders?  Well, just vote some more for your choice; everyone can cast multiple votes in each poll.  We're going all American Idol up in here.  Questions?  Comments?  Blatant vote pandering?  Go to it, folks...

Oh yeah- polls don't show in Tapatalk, so get yourself to a computer if you want to vote.

1. Daisey Dukes


2. Chuck


3. Justin


4. Heimlich Skaters


5. Redneck Toilet


6. Battered Women


7. Creepy Baby


8. Hairy Singer


9. Too Sexy


10. Hearts


11. Nursing Litter

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OK, we got a lot of submissions, so I'm going to break this up into 3 polls, just to make it a bit more manageable.  You've got until 8:00 pm US Central Standard Time on Wednesday, January 14 to pick your favorites.  Winner of each separate poll and the 3 top non-winning vote getters will go into the Finals.  Change your mind after you voted?  No problem; votes aren't locked in until the polls close.  Don't like the leaders?  Well, just vote some more for your choice; everyone can cast multiple votes in each poll.  We're going all American Idol up in here.  Questions?  Comments?  Blatant vote pandering?  Go to it, folks...

Oh yeah- polls don't show in Tapatalk, so get yourself to a computer if you want to vote.

1. Father & Son


2. Redneck Family


3. Jesus Pants


4. Hokey Pokey


5. Figure Head 1


6. Figure Head 2


7. Zero


8. Clown


9. Jim Duggan


10. Money Pants


11. Very Flexible

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Since @natehate brought it up, here we go again.  As I've done for both my previous avatars, I'm outsourcing the whole selection process to you folks.

So for those of you who don't remember, or weren't around a year ago, (welcome to all of you that weren't, by the way) here's how it works: submit whatever avatar you think I should use before, oh, let’s say Friday, January 9th at noon Central Standard Time.  I’ll put the submissions into a poll and everyone can vote for their favorite.  The winner becomes my avatar.  Simple, right?  I'll keep it for a year, or maybe longer if I forget to do the contest in 2016.  I’ll also give credit to the winning submitter in my profile text ("^^This is natehate's fault." being the current example).

Standard restrictions apply: nothing pornographic, overly offensive or otherwise in violation of the forum rules will be considered.  So far, no one's gone over the line, so I doubt this will be an issue.  Other than that, anything goes.  Funny, silly, embarrassing, whatever your twisted little minds can produce- the more creative, the better.

C’mon folks, show me what you’ve got. :P



And just for the sake of posterity, here are the two previous winners:

(courtesy of @rocket)


(courtesy of @natehate)

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