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FOR FANS OF DARK HUMOUR, NON PC (BUT ALWAYS LOVING, CARING, TRUTHFUL) STUFF.

As some of you might remember from way back, I used to write quite a lot... Just typical angsty teenage nonsense... I never wised up but did realise I'd never becom the new Hemingway... Not just because I am too funny for that, but also too pretentious.........

No, seriously: ITT thread it will be mainly be me asking Our Glorious Moderator, the one and only nephy93, about English phrasage (boom) and advice. I've chosen to write in English so that makes it slightly more easy for him... Just kinda need an outlet for this summer (at least)... My idea is to mix Baxter (Glen), Tom Sharpe and Céline. As you can tell I'm not overtly ambitious. 

I'm up for any and all comments but know I do NOT think I'm any good... Also my keyboard is a bit of a shitbird so no comments on typos please, only mistakes in grammar and shit...

Mood: - my room smells like two bars had sex in it

Ok so this is the first thing I wrote at 3am... It took me about 4 minutes... And several days of hard drinking...

Much love.

The Belgian Shitbird.

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Says he
- yeah so doc: aren't you glad my heart's strong enough to save this monkey
- dunno mate, you're not supposed to be alive

He's not alive. Who is. Who cares.

The war has taken the best of men, not the worst, unfortunately.

He'd fallen face down on the ground. On the parking lot. Drunk. Blood everywhere. We picked him up and tried to help him but he just brushed us off, swinging at us, swatting at us as if we were big flies... Maybe we are...
He has a prosthetic leg now... Very Terminator-y... I dunno. Fucking makes you think.

I need a shit the size of a hippo but there's just no time, mate.

She lost a child to social services because she was an unreliable, uncabable alcie... I heard the kid was born with withdrawal symptoms which I can't verify cause I only fucked it when it was four days old.

And I had a drink.

Things people do to kids.

He had a big moustache and reeked of piss but I never wanted him to drown.

He did anyway.

She had dirty fingernails but the way she pressed her hand on her shoulders, in a vain attempt to cover her chest, was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen. He kissed her hands thrice a day until he was eaten by a lion.

I'm not even making this up.

He said.

The doctor didn't agree.


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https://www.ironheart.co.uk/extinct/ihsh-170.html
https://www.ironheart.co.uk/extinct/ihsh-170.html
https://www.ironheart.co.uk/extinct/ihsh-170.html

Size medium.

Perfect nick.

Shipped only within €urope.

SOLD

Bankwire or Paypal personal payment. No cryptocurrencies accepted. Trade offers will be entertained but would prefer cold hard cash.

Goes out same day as payment.

P2P: 21.6"
L: 28.2"
S2S: 17.4

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Going, Going, Gone.... / SOLD.
« on: November 03, 2020, 10:35:30 am »
SOLD.

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https://www.ironheart.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=10847.0
https://www.ironheart.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=10847.0
https://www.ironheart.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=10847.0

They've always been too big on me. Just bought mint in size M so am looking to sell the red marl.
Freshly washed (still drying), 9/10 condition, built like a fucking TANK.
Will trade for size M in grey or pink. Will consider other trades.

145€ shipped within €urope.
Shipped with DPD, tracked and insured.
Paypal or banktransfer. Gold considered. No cryptocurrencies. 

I will take pics as soon as they've dried, but in the meantime I present you with this...




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Going, Going, Gone.... / + FREE CHOCOLATE ROUND 4. MUNCH!.. +
« on: June 19, 2018, 11:32:27 am »
I can't remember whether my last waiting list was up to date so I'm just doing it on a "first to PM me, gets some (chocolate)" basis...

FIRST TO PM ME, GETS SOME FREE CHOCOLATE. Doesn't matter where you live.

Very small package of 4 100gram bars per person but hey... Only have PURE chocolate... Have enough for 3 persons.

People who have already received choc in the past, please refrain, and give the newcomers a chance. Ta.



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Going, Going, Gone.... / SOLD.
« on: May 29, 2018, 11:04:04 am »
SOLD.

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Going, Going, Gone.... / SOLD.
« on: April 09, 2018, 12:29:09 pm »
Sold.

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Going, Going, Gone.... / SOLD.
« on: March 12, 2018, 08:46:04 am »
Had issues with the PO... This came back after a month... Contacted original buyer if he wanted to buy it again, since I had of course already refunded him pending the outcome of the whole postal fiasco, but haven't heard from him (this was 4 days ago)...

I'll give him another two days, but if he doesn't wanna buy it (again), then I'd like a second, committed buyer in line...



175€ shipped worldwide.


Personal Paypal payment or banktransfer (€urope). 95% new condition. Pics courtesy of Clint_D.

Measurements (approx):

S2s: 17"
P2p: 20.5
L: 28.3"

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Going, Going, Gone.... / SOLD.
« on: February 06, 2018, 02:36:25 pm »
SOLD.

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Going, Going, Gone.... / Sold.
« on: November 15, 2017, 09:54:30 am »
SOLD.

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Footwear / + LAST & LOOM - NEW ZEALAND BOOTS +
« on: February 10, 2017, 02:54:47 pm »
Our own @Hemi is part of this brand...

http://www.lastandloom.com/

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LAST:
A mechanical form shaped similar to that of a human foot which gives shoes their unique shape and personality. Used by shoemakers in the manufacture and repair of shoes.

LOOM:
A device used to weave cloth. The basic purpose of any loom is to hold the warp threads under tension to facilitate the interweaving of the weft threads.

WELCOME TO LAST & LOOM.
Family, Friends, Community - Working together to support people, share our values and make products that have a genuine purpose beyond mere profit.

BEAUTIFUL THINGS MADE BY AMAZING PEOPLE
At Last & Loom, we're about keeping it real. Our products are all made by amazing artisans, using craft skills, techniques and materials that have in some cases, been passed down through generations.

Our range is truly made to last, rather than inferior, mass-produced, ‘this season’s fashion’.

Our range is not cheap. But it is classic, hardwearing and durable, making the true cost of ownership lower in the long term.

LESS IS MORE - GETTING BACK TO BASICS.
We're always looking to strip a product back to its core form and function, removing pointless embellishments in our quest for simplicity.

FROM THIS, LAST & LOOM WAS BORN.
Boots, leather goods and clothing.

WHERE WE ARE TODAY.
When coming up with Last & Loom, we always knew it was going to be more than just a company, it had to be a sustainable business, built and supported by people with complimentary skills and aligned ethics and values.

We're fortunate in that we've been able to build a community of friends, customers and suppliers who shared our dream, and have generously supported and helped us on our journey.

I'm posting this cause I've fallen in love with these:


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Going, Going, Gone.... / SOLD.
« on: January 05, 2017, 08:42:32 am »
GONE.
























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