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Re: Random Announcements
« Reply #24780 on: January 21, 2022, 07:32:41 pm »
Here’s a text exchange between my wife and me presented out of context…

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« Reply #24781 on: January 21, 2022, 07:42:54 pm »
😂😂😂😂😂

But for fucks sake, please do not give us the context....
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« Reply #24782 on: January 21, 2022, 08:07:09 pm »
Of course not.  Perfect representation of our marriage as is. 

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« Reply #24783 on: January 21, 2022, 08:11:32 pm »
Based on that I’m thinking that your wife is in the health care industry,in some capacity,and you’re definitely not getting laid tonight,or any time soon.

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Re: Random Announcements
« Reply #24784 on: January 21, 2022, 08:22:42 pm »
and you’re definitely not getting laid tonight,or any time soon.

Au contraire... sounds like he's got a date with Mrs. Palmerson and her five dexterous daughters later.
Get ahead, go figure, go ahead and pull the trigger,
Everything under the gun.

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Re: Random Announcements
« Reply #24785 on: January 21, 2022, 08:37:22 pm »
A gentleman never tells.  Or so I hear.   

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Re: Random Announcements
« Reply #24786 on: January 21, 2022, 08:37:24 pm »
I'm thinking he has a date with Fistina.

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Re: Random Announcements
« Reply #24787 on: January 21, 2022, 08:38:23 pm »
That reminded me, I was watching Bob Saget tell The Aristocrats earlier.  Woof. 

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Re: Random Announcements
« Reply #24788 on: January 21, 2022, 08:39:05 pm »
A gentleman never tells.  Or so I hear.   
                              Once you committed to making that post "Gentleman" went out the window!

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Re: Random Announcements
« Reply #24789 on: January 21, 2022, 09:02:41 pm »
I committed to that long, long ago

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« Reply #24790 on: January 21, 2022, 10:32:57 pm »
On another note,have you ever heard the version of the Aristocrats that Gilbert Gottfried did when he roasted Hugh Hefner? In my opinion the single best version ever. I thought about posting it here,but you’ll have to go to YouTube to see it.

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Re: Random Announcements
« Reply #24791 on: January 23, 2022, 01:11:48 am »
Asheville tomorrow - stoked.....
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Re: Random Announcements
« Reply #24792 on: January 23, 2022, 01:25:44 am »
I hear nothing but good things — looking forward to hearing how it goes :)
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Re: Random Announcements
« Reply #24793 on: January 23, 2022, 03:58:45 am »
Asheville tomorrow - stoked.....
So excited! I think y’all are going to dig the mountains.


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« Reply #24794 on: January 23, 2022, 04:41:06 am »
Yeah, Asheville's fantastic.