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Re: That's Jokes
« Reply #255 on: April 12, 2019, 09:29:46 am »
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« Reply #256 on: May 09, 2019, 08:54:43 pm »
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« Reply #257 on: May 09, 2019, 10:25:59 pm »
Policeman on a horse sees a little girl on a bicycle,leans over and asks Did Santa get you that bike? Yes he did replies the little girl. He says next year tell him to get you a reflector,and gives her a ticket for $5. Nice horse the girl replies...Did Santa get that for you? Chuckling the cop says yes. To which the girl replies... Well next year tell him the dick goes underneath the horse not on top!

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Re: That's Jokes
« Reply #258 on: May 20, 2019, 04:33:32 pm »
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Re: That's Jokes
« Reply #259 on: May 20, 2019, 04:41:40 pm »
''It's just a prank, bro!''

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Re: That's Jokes
« Reply #260 on: May 23, 2019, 08:21:08 am »
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"OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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« Reply #261 on: May 23, 2019, 08:42:24 am »
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Re: That's Jokes
« Reply #262 on: May 23, 2019, 01:07:20 pm »
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Re: That's Jokes
« Reply #263 on: August 19, 2019, 10:36:28 am »
voted top 10 jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe 2019

Dave’s 10 funniest jokes of the 2019 fringe. I hope you find a couple to brighten your day...

1. I keep randomly shouting out “Broccoli” and “Cauliflower”. I think I might have Florets. – Olaf Falafel

2. Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy. – Richard Stott

3. What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh. – Milton Jones

4. A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, “Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows.” – Jake Lambert

5. A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it. – Ross Smith

6. Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning. – Ross Smith

7. I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it. – Adele Cliff

8. After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging. – Richard Pulsford

9. To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian. – Mark Simmons

10. I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts. – Ivo Graham

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Re: That's Jokes
« Reply #264 on: October 12, 2019, 01:59:54 am »
Joke for @neph93   What do you call an Alligator in a Vest?.....An InVestAGator!!!

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« Reply #265 on: October 12, 2019, 04:15:14 pm »
Joke for @neph93   What do you call an Alligator in a Vest?.....An InVestAGator!!!




Need a vest pun thread perhaps?

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Re: That's Jokes
« Reply #266 on: October 12, 2019, 06:51:11 pm »
Vest not go there...

(What d'ya call an exclusive IH area at a graveyard?.. A V.I.P. - Vest In Peace...)

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« Reply #267 on: October 15, 2019, 10:29:24 pm »
Vest not go there...

(What d'ya call an exclusive IH area at a graveyard?.. A V.I.P. - Vest In Peace...)
Two for the price of one? Cheers to that...

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Re: That's Jokes
« Reply #269 on: October 30, 2019, 08:51:23 am »
I don’t even live in the UK anymore and I’m inclined to involuntary spinchter clenching when I hear the B-word. I can’t imagine how soul destroying it must be existing in it.