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Re: That's Jokes
« Reply #300 on: March 25, 2020, 03:32:55 pm »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D
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« Reply #301 on: March 26, 2020, 12:24:04 am »
That's really great. I'm still getting miles on the one about the 4 nuns. Over here though, to properly tell it I might have to change the ferry destination.

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« Reply #302 on: March 26, 2020, 12:36:25 am »
Staten Island ferry would probably be a good US analog.

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Re: That's Jokes
« Reply #303 on: March 26, 2020, 12:38:42 am »
That was my guess..... :D

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Re: That's Jokes
« Reply #304 on: March 26, 2020, 06:48:42 pm »
@Giles This is OK,but the very last line made me think of you.

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« Reply #305 on: March 26, 2020, 07:28:33 pm »
Guilty as charged....... :D :D :D :D
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« Reply #306 on: March 26, 2020, 09:57:04 pm »
Couldn’t resist this one.

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Re: That's Jokes
« Reply #307 on: Yesterday at 11:36:31 pm »
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up.. Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?' They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. 'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.' Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door.. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares, 'Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home..' 'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife. 'I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher..