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Offline Chris

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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #10110 on: November 13, 2019, 08:10:47 pm »
My wife is currently out of town, which means there's no buffer between my mother-in-law, who moved in with us last month, and me.  I need a buffer.

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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #10111 on: November 13, 2019, 08:27:06 pm »
My wife is currently out of town, which means there's no buffer between my mother-in-law, who moved in with us last month, and me.  I need a buffer.

Booze?


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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #10112 on: November 13, 2019, 08:34:44 pm »
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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #10113 on: November 13, 2019, 08:43:01 pm »
My wife is currently out of town, which means there's no buffer between my mother-in-law, who moved in with us last month, and me.  I need a buffer.
Invite 6 friends around, issue coupons, and you'll have to sit at separate tables...
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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #10114 on: November 13, 2019, 08:59:26 pm »
My wife is currently out of town, which means there's no buffer between my mother-in-law, who moved in with us last month, and me.  I need a buffer.
   Q-What do you do when you miss your mother-in-law?   A-Reload.

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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #10115 on: November 13, 2019, 09:12:50 pm »
I knew it was my mother-in-law at the front door when the mice threw themselves into the traps...
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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #10116 on: November 13, 2019, 11:28:48 pm »
Don't you have to work late... at the bar?
Think it, be it.

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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #10117 on: November 13, 2019, 11:46:23 pm »
Booze?
I'm a pretty good natured drunk, so this could work.  Too bad the kids aren't quite to the point where they can fend for themselves yet.  Then I'd be golden.

Invite 6 friends around, issue coupons, and you'll have to sit at separate tables...
Sadly, this only works for dinner...

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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #10118 on: November 14, 2019, 12:32:38 am »
@Chris


Start coughing uncontrollably.


I guarantee she will stay away.


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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #10119 on: November 14, 2019, 05:03:37 pm »
Or put a laptop between you and her as a buffer, laugh and/or rage hysterically time and time again..... 

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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #10120 on: November 14, 2019, 05:36:54 pm »
Speaking of laptop buffers, and completely off-topic, but my wife uses her laptop as a literal, physical buffer on flights when a neighbor spills over into her space by wedging it between seats.
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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #10121 on: November 15, 2019, 12:44:54 am »
Speaking of laptop buffers, and completely off-topic, but my wife uses her laptop as a literal, physical buffer on flights when a neighbor spills over into her space by wedging it between seats.


That’s a great idea. I wonder if I could figure out a way to make mine heat up or maybe shock the love handles, arm giggle, and/or side boob of the person spilling into my seat....




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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #10122 on: November 15, 2019, 01:39:26 am »
random rants is a hive of great ideas and mil humor- A doff of the  cap  to Madam Anaesthetist for her defensive genius in air travel
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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #10123 on: November 15, 2019, 06:23:06 am »
When you get the “your package has shipped” email with tracking.....  but the package isn’t dropped off for another two days. 


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Re: Random Rants
« Reply #10124 on: November 15, 2019, 09:13:12 am »
Bring back David Dimbleby on Question Time.
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